I am in love with the Bachelor. I understand that the concept of the show is just downright stupid. And i do realize that of the like 500 seasons they've had of it, only one couple has actually gotten married. And only one other couple is actually still together, although they get in violent fights and she gets arrested for domestic abuse...so if you want to call that relationship a success you go on right ahead. But i won't be there with you on that one.
So obviously this "reality show" isn't the most realistic thing out there. But lets face it. I don't watch it because i feel it reflects my every day life or even the life i wish i had. Noooo ma'am. You can keep all that drama.
BUT...I do like to watch it.
And i didn't get home until late last night and then had to be back at work at 5:45 this morning (you can take a moment to throw up at the absurdity of that hour if you'd like. i can wait.)
So, i haven't gotten a chance to watch last nights MOST DRAMATIC FINALE EVER. And i'm scared out of my mind that somebody is going to try to talk to me about it assuming that i already know what happened. So i've been EXTREMELY careful in my conversations today. I just got home from work and am going to have to head up to the Brewery in a little while, so i don't have time to watch this two hour long event before i leave. I do however have time to read some of my favorite blogs. And after the first two i had to stop reading because I saw the word Bachelor...so now i'm done reading blogs. But not before i saw the words "poor Melissa" written across one of them. And while i should probably assume that means she did not get a proposal, i'm just going to believe that it really meant "poor Melissa will probably never have the friendship she'd like with Molly because Jason picked her." Because, obviously, I want Melissa to "win".
And if that last sentence doesn't prove to you how absurd this show is, i don't know what will. Except maybe the girl a few seasons ago that told the bachelor on the night that she met him that her ovaries were rotting and so he should pick her.
Okay, commence judging. But it won't stop me from immersing myself in this two hour drama-fest when i get home tonight.
I can't wait.
1 comment:
haha... you are hilarious. and just so you know.. when you finally do get to watch it.. you're in for a HUGE suprise my friend.. the finale will blow your mind.. i haven't actually watched the bachelor myself in probably 3 weeks.. but i don't have to when i live with sylvia bezet.. she's like a walking talking tivo.. so she told me everything i needed to know w/in my first 10 minutes of being home last night.. and she'd probably love to discuss it with you when you watch it.. you won't believe what happened.. it's nuts.. so buckle your seatbelt.. no really.. buckle it.
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